Unhappily Ever After
Season: 3
Episode: 1
Tiffany's Rival
Air Date:08/09/1996
At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.
Episode: 2
Beach Party
Air Date:15/09/1996
On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.
Guest Stars
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Seann William Scott
Character: Moondoggie
Department: Acting
Name: Allen Scotti
Character: Louie Louie
Department: Acting
Name: John D. Beck
Character: John
Department: Creator
Episode: 3
Angel Gone Bad
Air Date:22/09/1996
When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.
Guest Stars
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Kenneth Kimmins
Character: Dean
Department: Acting
Name: Nick Toth
Character: Quigley
Department: Acting
Name: Adam Kaiz
Character: Charles
Department: Acting
Name: Michael Warwick
Character: Gordy
Department: Production
Name: Maggie Lawson
Character: Madolyn
Department: Acting
Episode: 4
The Temptation of Jack
Air Date:29/09/1996
After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.
Episode: 5
Lightning Boy
Air Date:06/10/1996
After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.
Episode: 6
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
Air Date:13/10/1996
Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.
Episode: 7
Halloween XXVII
Air Date:30/10/1996
The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.
Guest Stars
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Maggie Lawson
Character: Madolyn
Department: Acting
Name: Jean Speegle Howard
Character: Mrs. McGillicuddy
Department: Acting
Name: Jennifer Banko
Character: Michelle
Department: Acting
Name: Natasha Dorfhuber
Character: Little Girl
Department: Acting
Name: Frank Lloyd
Character: Mad Janitor
Department: Crew
Episode: 8
Rock 'n' Roll
Air Date:03/11/1996
Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.
Episode: 9
The Pride of the Injuns
Air Date:10/11/1996
When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.
Episode: 10
Eating Hollywood
Air Date:17/11/1996
When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.
Guest Stars
Name: Aaron Lustig
Character: Maitre D'
Department: Acting
Name: Daniel Markel
Character: Guy Babone
Department: Acting
Name: Erik Estrada
Character: Erik Estrada
Department: Acting
Name: David Jahn
Character: Rose Seller Guy
Department: Acting
Name: Tom Perna
Character: Dr. Dibitetto
Department: Acting
Name: Derek Sellers
Character: Dr. Lifowitz
Department: Acting
Name: Melanie Good
Character: Pretty Girl
Department: Acting
Name: Kimerlee Curyl
Character: Girl
Department: Acting
Name: Melody Clarke
Character: Daughter
Department: Acting
Name: Bridgette Anderson
Character: Drew
Department: Acting
Episode: 11
High and Dry
Air Date:24/11/1996
Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.
Episode: 12
The Tell-Tale Lipstick
Air Date:15/12/1996
When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.
Guest Stars
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: John D. Beck
Character: John
Department: Creator
Name: Debra Mooney
Character: Saleslady
Department: Acting
Name: Connie Sawyer
Character: Old Woman
Department: Acting
Name: Frank Lloyd
Character: Hunter
Department: Crew
Episode: 13
Sternberg
Air Date:19/01/1997
Guest Stars
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Maggie Lawson
Character: Madolyn
Department: Acting
Name: Edd Byrnes
Character: Fossily
Department: Acting
Name: Fran Solomita
Character: Herbie Sternberg
Department: Acting
Name: Doug Jones
Character: Boomer
Department: Acting
Name: Karen Moncrieff
Character: Zelda
Department: Directing
Name: Johnny Venokur
Character: Maury
Department: Acting
Name: Christopher Kracker
Character: Messenger
Department: Production
Name: Tom Myers
Character: Reporter
Department: Acting
Episode: 14
The President
Air Date:02/02/1997
After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.
Guest Stars
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Benjamin Shelfer
Character: Beau
Department: Acting
Name: Joel Michaely
Character: Paul
Department: Acting
Name: Maggie Lawson
Character: Madolyn
Department: Acting
Episode: 15
Tiffany on the Wild Side
Air Date:09/02/1997
Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.
Episode: 16
The Potato Rebellion
Air Date:16/02/1997
Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.
Episode: 17
B-Minus Blues
Air Date:23/02/1997
Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.
Guest Stars
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Tom Myers
Character: Reporter
Department: Acting
Name: Oliver Muirhead
Character: Mr. Monteleone
Department: Acting
Name: Maryann Rozsas
Character: Nurse
Department: Acting
Name: Sarah Lancaster
Character: Alice
Department: Acting
Name: Patrick Mickler
Character: Cop
Department: Acting
Episode: 18
From Russia with Love
Air Date:20/04/1997
Ryan gets a mail order bride.
Guest Stars
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Benjamin Shelfer
Character: Beau
Department: Acting
Name: Ivana Miličević
Character: Oksana
Department: Acting
Name: Richard Vidan
Character: Boris
Department: Acting
Name: Derek Sellers
Character: Delivery Guy
Department: Acting
Episode: 19
Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors
Air Date:27/04/1997
Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.
Guest Stars
Name: Hayden Panettiere
Character: Little Girl
Department: Acting
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Dale Raoul
Character: Granny Goodness
Department: Acting
Name: Kevin Light
Character: Prince
Department: Acting
Name: SW Fisher
Character: Male Customer
Department: Acting
Name: Frank Lloyd
Character: Cop
Department: Crew
Episode: 20
Shampoo
Air Date:04/05/1997
Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
Guest Stars
Name: Jeannie Elias
Character: Goldie
Department: Acting
Name: Jessie Jones
Character: Mrs. Lupkin
Department: Acting
Name: Peggy Miley
Character: Mrs. Dempsey
Department: Acting
Name: Scott Lipscomb
Character: Brad
Department: Acting
Name: Jamie Anderson
Character: Carla
Department: Acting
Name: Jennifer Lyons
Character: Erica
Department: Acting
Episode: 21
College!
Air Date:11/05/1997
Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
Guest Stars
Name: Kristanna Loken
Character: Sable O'Brian
Department: Acting
Name: Dana Daurey
Character: Amber
Department: Acting
Name: Ant
Character: Barry
Department: Acting
Name: Oliver Muirhead
Character: Mr. Monteleone
Department: Acting
Name: Tom Byrd
Character: Professor Alfred
Department: Acting
Name: Tom Myers
Character: Man
Department: Acting
Episode: 22
The Joy of Meat
Air Date:18/05/1997
Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.