The New Adventures of Old Christine
Season: 5
Episode: 1
Bahamian Rhapsody
Air Date:23/09/2009
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.
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Episode: 2
Burning Love
Air Date:30/09/2009
A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.
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Episode: 3
The Mole
Air Date:07/10/2009
Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.
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Episode: 4
For Love or Money
Air Date:14/10/2009
An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.
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Episode: 5
Dr. Little Man
Air Date:21/10/2009
Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.
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Episode: 6
The Curious Case of Britney B.
Air Date:04/11/2009
When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.
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Guest Stars
Name: Mary Elizabeth McDonough
Character: Mrs. Wilhoite
Department: Acting
Name: Stefanie Scott
Character: Britney Burke
Department: Acting
Name: Rachel Fox
Character: Gretchen (uncredited)
Department: Acting
Name: Lily Goff
Character: Ashley Ehrhardt
Department: Acting
Name: Marissa N. Blanchard
Character: Kelsey
Department: Acting
Name: Marion Ross
Character: Agnes
Department: Acting
Name: Michael Spound
Character: Doug the Landlord
Department: Acting
Name: Erica Shaffer
Character: Mrs. Bethany Burke
Department: Acting
Name: Kelsey Crane
Character: Cute Girl
Department: Acting
Episode: 7
Nuts
Air Date:11/11/2009
Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.
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Episode: 8
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Air Date:18/11/2009
Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.
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Episode: 9
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Air Date:25/11/2009
Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.
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Episode: 10
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Air Date:09/12/2009
Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.
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Episode: 11
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Air Date:16/12/2009
Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.
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Episode: 12
A Whale of a Tale
Air Date:13/01/2010
Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.
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Guest Stars
Name: Eric McCormack
Character: Dr. Max Kershaw
Department: Acting
Name: Katie Walder
Character: Hannah
Department: Acting
Name: Lily Goff
Character: Ashley Ehrhardt
Department: Acting
Name: Marissa N. Blanchard
Character: Kelsey
Department: Acting
Name: Adrienne Barbeau
Character: Adrienne Barbeau
Department: Acting
Name: Michael Patrick McGill
Character: Man in Parking Garage
Department: Acting
Name: Jessica Belkin
Character: Isabelle
Department: Acting
Episode: 13
Truth or Dare
Air Date:20/01/2010
Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.
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Episode: 14
A Family Unfair
Air Date:10/02/2010
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.
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Episode: 15
Sweet Charity
Air Date:03/03/2010
When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.
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Episode: 16
Subway, Somehow
Air Date:10/03/2010
In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.
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Guest Stars
Name: Jim Meskimen
Character: Bernie
Department: Acting
Name: Nancy Lenehan
Character: Principal Marcie Nunley
Department: Acting
Name: Lily Goff
Character: Ashley Ehrhardt
Department: Acting
Name: Marissa N. Blanchard
Character: Kelsey
Department: Acting
Name: Rodney J. Hobbs
Character: Unkind Passerby
Department: Acting
Name: Brian Chenoweth
Character: Another Passerby
Department: Acting
Episode: 17
Up In The Airport
Air Date:07/04/2010
Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.
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Guest Stars
Name: Nancy Lenehan
Character: Principal Marcie Nunley
Department: Acting
Name: Lily Goff
Character: Ashley Ehrhardt
Department: Acting
Name: Marissa N. Blanchard
Character: Kelsey
Department: Acting
Name: Lou DiMaggio
Character: Security Person
Department: Acting
Name: Peggy Blow
Character: Ticket Agent
Department: Acting
Name: Travis Willingham
Character: Massage Guy
Department: Acting
Name: Al Coronel
Character: Border Guard
Department: Acting
Episode: 18
Revenge Makeover
Air Date:14/04/2010
Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.
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Episode: 19
I Love What You Do For Me
Air Date:21/04/2010
When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.
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Episode: 20
Scream
Air Date:05/05/2010
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.
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Episode: 21
Get Smarter
Air Date:12/05/2010
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.
