

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
01/09/1989
Overview
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Status: Released
Rating: 38%
Original language: EN
Budget: $35,000
Revenue: $0
Official website:
http://www.things1989.com/
Left Field Productions

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183881
Wikipedia: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q7784350
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Review by: Tourma
Written by: Tourma on 2025-03-05T07:44:35.224Z
Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable.
The blurb makes it sound like a cheap Evil Dead knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.