

Real Vampires Don't Just Drink Your Blood
01/11/2009
Overview
When the villagers killed Constantin Tirescu, they thought it was justice. Vlad Cozma thinks it was murder. Now, Constantin thinks pickles might go nice with blood.
St. Moritz Productions

Touch Piece Productions

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117636
Wikipedia: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q7623740
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Review by: Dr_Nostromo
Written by: Dr_Nostromo on 2026-01-06T01:55:47.073Z
10/100
Good God, this was torturous. Romanian village kills a man and his wife and buries them. The couple comes back and, while he messes with various people in the village, she does nothing but eat. Sounds like it'd be humorous ...but it's not. Excruciatingly slow, making no sense, with uninteresting and unlikeable characters, no humor, action or dramatic moments. There's obviously folks out there who can appreciate this film but as for me? I just don't get it. -- DrNostromo.com