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04/03/2005
Overview
Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.
Status: Released
Rating: 61%
Original language: EN
Budget: $56,000,000
Revenue: $198,636,868
Official website:
http://movies.disney.com/the-pacifier
Walt Disney Pictures

Spyglass Entertainment

IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395699
Wikipedia: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q1192363
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Review by: signsoflife
Written by: signsoflife on 2026-01-08T22:58:59.690Z
Crux of the matter is adults can't relate to children and children can't relate to adults, is there a middle ground? Which also poses the question, are children watching this? Are the parents? It's entertaining, sure, but nobody would go out of their way to rewatch this—except me, I guess, for Brittany Snow. The eventual dynamics do endear you, but are otherwise framed and driven by dumbed down army glazing propaganda, that would go over the predicted audience's heads anyway.